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So, I am in the library and I am bored. I don't really have an interesting story to tell you all. But, I'm bored. So I will tell you anything I can think of.

1) Has anyone heard the new Britney song called "If You Seek Amy?" It is incredibly dirty. She says:

Love me, Hate me,
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to
If You Seek Amy

which makes no sense. But, the parents are in an uproar because it sounds (intentionally, of course) like she's saying F-U-C-K me. What a dirty slut. But quite a catchy song...for sluts.

2) I hope one day Hollywood makes a movie about us. We are all such unlikely friends but yet we're super tight. We would be the best movie in the world. I would want to be played by Amy Adams or Emma Stone. Who would you want to play you? You can't Amy Adams because I already shottied her.

Ok, I have to go read.