Starring the FLA...

so i completely agree with chelsea that there needs to be a movie about us. any ideas for a title? abyss of ovulation perhaps? yohann says nothing definitely will do the soundtrack for our movie. do you think mhp would agree to make an appearance? by the way- i call being played by drew barrymore or ginnifer goodwin (shes in big love and mona lisa smile).
jessie im sorry you are having a rough time right now. that really sucks. im having family drama right now too and its really frustrating. especially when you are trying to live your life and get all the stuff you need to done while dealing with drama. so i know what youre going through. so i love you and im praying for you. call me if you want to talk. oo- and i think both our sisters should be sent to a desert island somewhere. can we get maury to make that happen or something?
well this is a short post but i cant write comments so whatever. ok love you all! good night =)

heyyyyyy...

glad to see you guys are having some adventures! leah- that's hilarious in it's own way! but i'm sorry you had to experience that :(  johan- of course you would set your whole dorm on fire! hahahaha!  chels- you should have just kissed him! he went the 90, now where was your 10%???? lydia- hope you still like your hair :) arie- are you even alive? i know you're busy with your beau and all... :P

hmmm what do i have to report? my life currently feels like everything once again is crashing down on me. i'm soooo depressed that i haven't been to the gym in 2 weeks, and barely have an appetite :/... what else? my dad thinks i'm a horrible person. i told frankie that i loved him. and cried. and haven't talked to him in 4 days. got into a huge fist fight with my spoiled sister. and cried. but think i won :). and had to take the day off of work b/c i COULDN'T  stop crying. but, on the plus side, i'm still alive and think i have a good chance of not seeing the positive in any of this. 

sorry to be such a debbie downer....but that's what's going on with my, according to my therapist, non-existent life.

La La La

So, I am in the library and I am bored. I don't really have an interesting story to tell you all. But, I'm bored. So I will tell you anything I can think of.

1) Has anyone heard the new Britney song called "If You Seek Amy?" It is incredibly dirty. She says:

Love me, Hate me,
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to
If You Seek Amy

which makes no sense. But, the parents are in an uproar because it sounds (intentionally, of course) like she's saying F-U-C-K me. What a dirty slut. But quite a catchy song...for sluts.

2) I hope one day Hollywood makes a movie about us. We are all such unlikely friends but yet we're super tight. We would be the best movie in the world. I would want to be played by Amy Adams or Emma Stone. Who would you want to play you? You can't Amy Adams because I already shottied her.

Ok, I have to go read.

Culinary Adventures

so i will start with comments because, for some reason, the computer freezes any time i try to comment on anyones post =(. 1- leah i (almost) wish i could have been at the strip club to see your face. but i wouldnt have wanted to gaze into an abyss of ovulation either. 2- chelsea, boys are dumb. they should not be kissed, they should be punched in the face. 3- jessie yey for figuring out modern technology and getting online! and yey for wanting to like boys that actually like the abyss of ovulation! 4-arielle, donde estas? we want to know what is going on in your life chica. if it is not interesting just make something up =) 5- lyd, i dont have anything for you but i didnt want you to feel left out. hi!

ok so on to my adventure. friday night my friends alekhya, melody, and i (happy leah? i used correct grammar just for you) were making dinner in our dorm's kitchen. now this is a very old kitchen with a stupid stove that doesnt work properly. i was cooking rice and we noticed that it was smoking quite a lot. knowing that the stove was difficult, i didnt think too much of it. but then it started pouring out smoke and i thought- this would be a good time to take the rice off the burner. well apparently i did not take it off soon enough. the smoke alarm went off and the whole dorm had to evacuate. because of me. it was very embarrassing and we had to stand outside in the cold forever until the firemen came to shut off the alarm. it turns out that there was old food inside the burner- so the smoke was not really my fault at all. even still, it was a very eventful cooking experience. and we still had to finish cooking. so we waited until we were sure the firemen had left and we scurried over to the dorm next door, which has a much nicer kitchen. im sure we looked very odd because we were carrying a bowl of raw chicken, oil, a half cooked pot of rice, and various cooking utensils across the quad. however, we made it safely next door and i am proud to say that we did not set off two fire alarms in one night and our food was very good. so that is my funny/embarrassing story =)

I got a lap dance.

So last night my roomate Jordan ad I were convinced to go to a strip club with the boys downstairs. She is 22 and from texas and had been to one before. I quite obviously had not. Jordan was preparing me for full on unch in the face but it wasn't that bad. They kept their distance until a couple of the boys bought a lap dance to be shared between Jordan and me. Her name was Chastity (not really but her name is one of y'alls names for your kids so i won't say what it is) She was wearing nipple flower things a sparkly thong and a red fishnet crotchless body suit. I don't think I was that awkward until she kissed me on the mouth and then licked my face. The when she back away she said "it's not so bad is it? Relax!" and then she shimmyed(spelling?) in my face. I really tried to hide my embarassment but JOrdan said my face was electric red through the black light and my mouth was a perfect O. SO i made my stripper uncomfortable enough that she stopped our lap dance before she took off her panties. I don't know how I feel about that. I know I was not drunk enough to look into an abyss of ovulation.

here's my story...

ok, so, you all know Mike form my Australia trip? The one who I've always thought is SUPER cute? But, unfortunately the whole time I've known him he's had this girlfriend. ugh. Lucky for me, they broke up a few months ago. Something I've been waiting for for 2 1/2 years. And it's not like I was just going to jump on him because he's now single but I was happy for the fact that something could finally happen. All I wanted to do was hook up with him.

Soooooo, I went over his house yesterday just to hang out. I haven't seen him in like six months so we decided to hang out before we went back to school. And NOTHING HAPPENED AT ALL.

I mean, I wasn't banking on something happening but we flirted like mad and at one point he was sitting on top of me (we were fighting,) had my arms pinned down, and was two inches (if that) from my face. WHY didn't he just kiss me? I knew he wanted to. But he didn't. If he didn't want to, he wouldn't have been that close to me.

So then we just went back to watching tv. and we shared a blanket.

I was slightly disappointed and had to vent because i have been wanting to kiss this kid for TWO AND A HALF years.

Next time, mark my words.

i think i did this right....

hey guys,

sorry this took me soooo damn long lol...ooooo blogging! so interesting haha. anyways, life is going...pretty ok i guess. work is fun, and i should be on the floor in like 2 months, SO I'M GONNA NEED YOU GUYS AS MODELS PLEEEEEEEEEASE! and i hoping that i've finally realized that i need frankie out of my life, because although he's become a pretty good friend, i'm still hoping for more...and can't keep putting myself through this. so BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS here i come! :) i miss you guys soooo much and i'm glad that stuffs working out for you guys


p.s. is there anyway i can change my username thing? you guys all have funny ones lol

Where is Jessie?

Someone get that black girl to check her e-mail!
I sent it to her and reminded her.
where is she???

London

Hello All!

So far London is really fun. I love my roomates and we all mesh really well. I do really miss you guys though. My internship is great. They gave the choice of working with the adult ex-convicts and what not or with the 14-16 year old kids who have been kicked out of their school for disiplinary issues. I chose the little delinquents and I love them. Some of the kids really don't get in to trouble but they are so dyslexic I have a feeling the mainstream school just did not want to deal with them. I love the boys there they are so sweet. There is this one boy alex who doesn't give me any troube at all but he doesn't do his work and he isn't the brightest. I caught him staring at me so I smiled and went back to work and then i look again a minute later and he is still staring and he goes "You're very pre-y (pretty) teachah" (that was me attempting british dialect but imagine it in a british accent, very cute) He might be buttering me up to rape me or something but I don't think he is that smart. But he did steal my heart. The boys have taught me how to play pool and i am terrible. I almost hit one boy in the face with the cue ball. It's a good thing they like me otherwise there may have been a riot at that point.

Besides work I have been going out everynight. Two nights ago was the first night here that I did not get drunk and we did not go out because Deb and I were sick (I have a bit of a cold but I am getting better now). On a anther kind of suckey note my wallet was stolen with my passport and everything in it. It's not tragic it's just a huge headache.

I hate to end ona suckey note but I have to get going. I will post more when I can! I love you guys and I wish you were here!

Love,
Leah

First Week of Student Teaching

yey to chelsea for this wonderful idea! =) now we will have something to look back on in 10 years and ask ourselves- did we really sound that dumb? since as lydia, chelsea and i know from experience, when you go online and look back at what you wrote on your xanga or livejournal in high school it is hilarious...and embarrassing. so- i am almost done with my first week of student teaching. im just helping and not really teaching for the next two weeks but it was still exciting. i love my kids- they are very funny and only sometimes obnoxious. oh- i made a kid cry yesterday tho. first time ive done that. i (very sternly) told him to get back to his work instead of playing around and then when i looked over it him he was crying. so that was a not so fun moment for me. its also very weird to not be in classes or have homework anymore. but next week i have to start writing lesson plans so i guess that will feel like homework. im almost a real grown up! also- i ate spinach yesterday. more proof that i am growing up. i am turning over a new vegatable leaf this year and trying to eat better. well i guess thats all from me for now. how is everyone else doing with the rest of their break? leah- tell us about london! im guessing you have met harry potter and prince william by now and are having tea with the queen tomorrow. love you all =)

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So, three times over the past few days I have received a phone call from a taped message saying that an inmate at the Middlesex County Adult Correctional Center wanted to place a collect call to my number. Twice I hung up, and the last time I accepted but I would have had to pay. Does anyone know of anything weird going on? Anyone we know get arrested? I just think it's so strange! Although Brad said it was probably Jessie, getting arrested for DWB.. hahaha. Sorry, Jess, I love you!!!!

Woohoo!!

I think this is a great idea. Much more efficient and permanent than facebook messages. I am in NC right now with Johanna and it has been super fun! I just watched the slideshow that she made us last summer and I almost cried. I just want to start off my blogging experience by saying how happy I am that we are all still friends. After listening to a couple of arguments about people drifting after college, I really think that we will all be lifelong friends. And just for the record, all of you are going to be bridesmaids at my wedding! I know that during the year it's hard to keep in touch all the time, but it's wonderful to know that there's always a shoulder to lean on and people who really care. I love you all! Leah, I hope you are having a SUPERAMAZINGAWESOME time and I'm sure you are!! Hope you get a chance to update us every once in a while. Chelsea and Arie, I'm really going to try and see you guys more often this semester. Johann, I will miss you :( Thanks for letting me come down with you. Even though you've had to go to school, I'm really glad we got to spend this time together. Jess, I want to see you more often this semester too!! We have no excuse now that you work five feet away from me. Once again, I love everyone and I can't wait until we're all home in the summer to make more crazy memories!

Gangstassss, what's up?

Hi guys! I talked with most of you about setting up a blog that we could just share our stories and keep in touch. I figured this was a good idea because Leah is far away in London and Johanna is slightly less far away in North Carolina. Since we're all split up, and have our own schedules, this would be a good way to share our stories with each other while we're all apart. So just post whenever you feel like and don't forget to check up on it to see what everyone else has to say!